You're not sleeping with your psychiatrist, are you? That's unethical, bro. But pretty baller, so I can't throw stones.
How do you know her interests lie elsewhere? Who is this girl? How can she not like you?? I mean, I know we've never met and you could look like Quasimodo for all I know, but that's ridiculous! How could someone not like you?? Who is she, tell me. I'm not going to go beat her up or anything, I have a policy about not hitting women who haven't hit me first, but she needs to understand what she's missing.
You're great. You could make anybody happy, I just know it.
no subject