Um, not to be weird or anything, but I'm not sure I'm really up for a foursome, dude. And I know for a fact Cougar wouldn't be, even if I did ask him. He's ridiculously possessive and territorial. If he did really want me, he wouldn't want to share me.
Which is why I probably won't tell him. I'm a coward, and I can't stop thinking about you. This is so messed up.
I'll include a proper return address on the envelope this time. You better not be sending me a stripper, okay, my 8yo niece lives in this house.
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