thecatinahat: (eyes wide)
thecatinahat ([personal profile] thecatinahat) wrote 2016-08-02 11:07 am (UTC)

Jake,

Don't be such an idiot.

I don't want a foursome. Promise. Also, Cougar does want you. He loves you. You're the only thing that keeps him from falling apart, this is clear. He may not talk very much, but all the important things he has to say are there and you're the only one who understands how to translate them.

It's not a stripper. I've been working on a cross stitch for you and it's finally done. I will send it after this letter, but I think you will get this first.

- Yours

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